Last Friday I had a luncheon scheduled in SF with a friend in SOMA. I was a half hour early and sat at a sidewalk table catching up on my mail. I talked with handsome (and young) guy at the neighboring table. He asked what I did. "A fashion designer!" and gave details after being asked. Then he asked, "do your designs come with or without the coffee stain?"
Looking down, I saw the stain across the front of my white layered top. After I regained my composure, I walked to the restroom and flipped my top around. Because it was cut on the bias, it will stretch to fit even if put on backwards! I just wore my jacket across my shoulders and no one else knew. I minded my own business after that.
Have a look at the shirt. It will keep you out of trouble too.